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The type of girlfriend/boyfriend you are looking for:

You are a true romantic. When you are in love, you will do anything and everything to keep your love true. 
Your readiness to commit to a relationship:

You are ready to commit as soon as you meet the right person. And you believe you will pretty much know as soon as you might that person. 
The seriousness of your love:

You are very serious about relationships and aren’t interested in wasting time with people you don’t really like. If you meet the right person, you will fall deeply and beautifully in love. 
Your views on education

Education is very important in life. You want to study hard and learn as much as you can. 
The right job for you:

You have plenty of dream jobs but have little chance of doing any of them if you don’t focus on something in particular. You need to choose something and go for it to be happy and achieve success. 
How do you view success:

You are confident that you will be successful in your chosen career and nothing will stop you from trying. 
What are you most afraid of:

You are afraid of having no one to rely on in times of trouble. You don’t ever want to be unable to take care of yourself. Independence is important to you. 
Who is your true self:

You are mature, reasonable, honest and give good advice. People ask for your comments on all sorts of different issues. Sometimes you might find yourself in a dilemma when trapped with a problem, which your heart rather than your head needs to solve. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://bwstarkey.tumblr.com/post/94181895</link><guid>http://bwstarkey.tumblr.com/post/94181895</guid><pubDate>Wed, 08 Apr 2009 09:59:12 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://15.media.tumblr.com/i897Hphikm118f4lfUqfbaE7o1_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://bwstarkey.tumblr.com/post/94049596</link><guid>http://bwstarkey.tumblr.com/post/94049596</guid><pubDate>Tue, 07 Apr 2009 22:55:50 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>allisonweiss:
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&lt;p&gt;I have decided that you are lashing out. You are one vindictive son-of-a-bitch. I don’t believe you at all. I think you’re making it all up. ALL OF IT. I spent quite some time thinking this through logically with someone who is quite wise, and quite tapped into etheral things. We both spent time getting a read on this last night and on you.  Is this your attempt at getting back at me for saying you were the product of alcoholism and bipolar disorder? You really are fucked in the head. Did you just want to see if I cared? You have really driven the nail in the coffin our our friendship. You opportunistic, vindictive, immature mother fucker.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I HATE YOU! I don’t even hate my loser ex-husband, but I HATE you.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt; Ignorance is bliss, stupidity is a curse.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://bwstarkey.tumblr.com/post/90841521</link><guid>http://bwstarkey.tumblr.com/post/90841521</guid><pubDate>Sun, 29 Mar 2009 00:44:24 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>fmylife:

Today, I accidentally clicked the link to SoupSoup’s Tumblr. FML



Think thats bad? When...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://fmylife.tumblr.com/post/90520650/today-i-accidentally-clicked-the-link-to"&gt;fmylife&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;Today, I accidentally clicked the link to SoupSoup’s Tumblr. FML&lt;/blockquote&gt;



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