Clarity In Understanding Through Objectivity

29/03/2009

After careful consideration,

I have decided that you are lashing out. You are one vindictive son-of-a-bitch. I don’t believe you at all. I think you’re making it all up. ALL OF IT. I spent quite some time thinking this through logically with someone who is quite wise, and quite tapped into etheral things. We both spent time getting a read on this last night and on you. Is this your attempt at getting back at me for saying you were the product of alcoholism and bipolar disorder? You really are fucked in the head. Did you just want to see if I cared? You have really driven the nail in the coffin our our friendship. You opportunistic, vindictive, immature mother fucker.

I HATE YOU! I don’t even hate my loser ex-husband, but I HATE you.

Ignorance is bliss, stupidity is a curse.

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27/03/2009

fmylife:

Today, I accidentally clicked the link to SoupSoup’s Tumblr. FML

Think thats bad? When I first got my tumblr I followed it for like a month, it took me that long to realize it was not worth following.

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1991:

thedailywhat:

Mug Shot of the Day: Vince Shlomi AKA Vince Offer AKA The ShamWow! Guy was arrested last month in South Beach for slap-chopping a prostitute.

From The Smoking Gun:

According to an arrest affidavit, Shlomi met Sasha Harris, 26, at a Miami Beach nightclub on February 7 and subsequently traveled with her to his $750 room at the lavish Setai Hotel. Shlomi told cops he paid Harris about $1000 in cash after she “propositioned him for straight sex.” Shlomi said that when he kissed Harris, she suddenly “bit his tongue and would not let go.” Shlomi then punched Harris several times until she released his tongue.

A guy who sells cheap yellow rags through late-night infomercials turns out to be a sleazebag? Now I’ve seen everything.

AND THAT’S THE POWER OF OXYCLEAN

Well I’ll be dammed, I guess he isn’t gay after all. In his infomercial he always struck me as being somewhat flamboyant.

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Anyone remember what they were doing on the morning of 9/11?

1991:

bedussey:

jspurg:

nikkinikolsky:

circasurvivor:

the-best-on-mars:

I was in grade 3 I believe, and I was sitting on the floor of my class. This is when I lived in the States. I went to a private school so there were only like 5 or 6 kids in my class.

Then one of the head teachers came in and told us that something terrible has happened.
“There has been a terrorist attack on the World Trade Center in New York.”

It was a very cloudy day. I ended up being sent home because of security reasons and my school was closed down for 3 days or something.

It was pretty messed up.

i was in 5th grade making bookmarks

i was skipping school, as usual. and my friend, Ty, was like “so that’s some pretty crazy shit about the WTC huh?”

first day of basic training for the army. it was oh so awesome, let me tell ya.

in my second grade classroom drawing pictures of a family of dogs and labeling them as ‘me’ ‘jessie’ ‘mommy’ and ‘daddy’ while my teacher told us that the president was having “technical difficulties” and my friends and i talked about how we hoped school would be closed forever

I was in 5th grade in my social studies class. I could literally see Manhattan from the windows and I could see a bunch of smoke in the distance. I kept wondering what it was but I never said anything. The principal had an emergency assembly and told us that a plane crashed into the WTC. I honestly did not know what the WTC was as I only called them the Twin Towers so I was like idgi! They called all of our parents and my mom picked us up. I spent the whole day watching the news. I remember going “WHY DO THEY KEEP SHOWING THE TWIN TOWERS AND NOT THE WTC!!!!”, my parents told me that they were the same thing basically.

Freshmen year of college, my class that morning was U.S. History to 1877. My professor that morning upon being approached by two female classmates who were going to watch president Bush address the nation stated to the 500 person class “well while those two go watch the president do whatever on tv, the rest of us are going to be covering important topics in U.S. History.” I spent the rest of the semester in that class wondering exactly how fucking stupid she felt once she fully realized the scope of events unfolding at that moment in time.

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24/03/2009

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kekkoz:

Musical-Lego Silence of the Lambs: “Put the Fucking Lotion in the Basket”

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I just wish for someone to confide in..

(via littlemiss)

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23/03/2009

Innocently Raunchy

Girl talking to guy over lunch, “Hey you want my taco?” Lady at Wal-Mart, “Yeah just go ahead stuff my box.” Girl walking at fast pace, “Girl keep up, I got wide legs.”

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22/03/2009

Mmmmm, cookies and beer.

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postitlovenotes:

find me.

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21/03/2009

Ok, I just finished working about a ten hour shift with flu like symptoms. I am going to fucking bed, especially since I have to do it again tomorrow. Hopefully I feel at least a little better, though I doubt it.

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